Impending Cat-Lady Status

I'm a little concerned for myself, because last Saturday night my cousin and I read wedding magazines (we didn't purchase them, they are hand-me-downs from our younger cousin's wedding!) from midnight to 4:30 am. Yes, you read that correctly. We drunkenly/sleepily concocted our perfect weddings for 4.5 hours. Spoiler alert: mine's going to be an awesome dance party, so get ready, slash, you'll probably be waiting a long time since my fiancé is of the non-existent variety.

I hope this does not signify 12 cats and a visit from the crew of "Hoarders" are in my future.

Best Dream Ever

Obviously I am a big fan of Gossip Girl, so this dream will probs not come as a shock to any of you Team Lara readers.

Last night I dreamed I was in the fuits and veggies section of the Fred Meyer's by my grandparent's house when I came across the actress who plays Dorota. We chatted for a bit, and I asked her if they were going to be filming in New York next week and what the new story lines were going to entail. She told me the new plot had to do with the girls raising chickens in the city (based off a segment I saw on the news in which crazy Brooklynites were raising a brood of hens in their tiny backyard). She was like, "Here, why don't you just talk to Leighton and hear about it?". She prompty called Leighton Meester, or Miss Blair in Dorota-speak, and had me talk to her for ten-ish minutes. She was super nice and we chatted about chickens and Blair's headbands, but near the end of the conversation I could no longer hear what she was saying and had to hang up (tragic--we were becomming such good pals!). Then, all the sudden, Dorota was describing a new plot-line involving Serena portraying Harry Potter in the next movie (WTF. IDK). But then it went from Dorota telling me about it while we stood in Freddies to me watching it sans narration. Serena was indeed Harry Potter, and she was in a love-triangle with hottie hot Cedric Diggory. At one point they were falling through a blue tunnel that resembled the fan-tube in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (you know, the part where he and Grandpa Joe drink the fizzy drink and have to burp to get back down to earth). But before I could finish this extremely weird dream, my friend texted me and woke me up with the news that our women's high school basketball coach got arrested for her second DUI and was leaving the staff. Now that's some good GG dramz right there.

Split personality?

I just saw my friend/employee G at a gala for Fragments, the literary magazine we help edit. He told me an amusing story. Let me recap, but first I have to backtrack.

As a student employee on campus, I often have two roles: supervisor/co-worker and friend. Occasionally it makes for awkward situations (parties, dances, non-work school events), but usually it just means I feel better about myself because I have lots of people to wave to when I saunter down upper mall on my way to Admin. However, today G showed me that perhaps those two roles are not melding together as well as they should be. G had a dream in which he was walking around campus with "Boss Lara" when we came upon "Lit. Mag Lara". He introduced the two of us, although he thought we already might know each other since we already knew G. Then Boss Lara and Lit. Mag Lara went their separate ways, and G woke up.

What does this mean?! Who does it say more about, me or G?!