Showing posts with label Things I Like. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things I Like. Show all posts

23 September 2010

Things I Like #17: Interviews


Okay, here is a confession:

One of my life-long desires is to have someone interview me. I don't just mean like, a two-liner interview in the The Spectator, but like, a 6 page Vanity Fair-style interview spread with long descriptive paragraphs about my facial expressions and recent real estate purchases. Whenever I read interviews I really like, I often come up with my own answers to the questions, or put in my own name in place of the actual interview-ee. Oftentimes, when I'm on a run and not in the zone and want to quit, I play Q and A with myself. When I was little and couldn't fall asleep, I would have an interview session with myself. It's very relaxing.

To clarify, I'm not like, making up a fake life and interviewing myself about the new hit movie I'm in; I always find interviews that delve into celebrities' mundane lives the most interesting, and so I often ask myself questions such as, "What is in your refrigerator?", "I hear you like cats; tell us about your cat", "What is your favorite holiday tradition?", etc. So I'm not that weird, right?! At least I'm not coming up with answers to things like, "Who was a bigger influence on this album, Tupac or Biggy?"!

I find that this interview process is both a) entertaining and b) semi-therapeutic. Perhaps I can de-ego the process and claim that it is exactly what St. Ignatius called for when he prescribed a daily "examination of conscious". Or something. I wholeheartedly recommend incorporating interviews into your weekly routine.

26 April 2010

Things I Like # 16

Perfect Sundays

Sometimes Sundays suck, like if you hate your job and know Monday is eminent, or if you're a student and have a term paper looming over your hungover shoulder. But if you don't hate your job and you're out of school, Sundays can be pretty great. This weekend I had a perfect Sunday:

My blinds in my bedroom are super dark, so when I opened the blinds to sun it was a wonderful surprise! Anyway, woke up late to a sunny day, toasted my pre-brunch slice of toast to a crispy perfection, did a crossword puzzle, showered for the first time in a day or two, picked out a cute dress, and got picked up for brunch by K (I didn't even have to drive!). We went to the Laurelhurst/Belmont area to eat at The Screen Door , which has delish modern-Southern fare. We had to wait for an hour to get in, but spent that time outside chatting with young men, so even waiting was pleasurable on my perfect Sunday, you guys! Once seated, K and I pulled our usual brunch scheme of ordering the two dishes we can't choose between and splitting them evenly. We missed our third musketeer, M, who usually orders the healthy dish and gives our meal some substance, counteracting our orders of like, strawberry and mascarpone stuffed French Toast or a fatty Cinnamon roll. So what I'm saying is that K and I ordered biscuits and gravy and a praline and bacon-strip covered waffle. Yeah. Therefore we spent the rest of the afternoon waddling around Laurelhurst ooh-ing over cute babies (sidenote: I wish I could wear children's clothes. I would kill for this dress) and adorable houses. And then we found the fruits of K's labors:


K literally spent half of her first year of real-world work figuring out what streets had potholes and deciding where on those streets to put up signs addressing that problem. God bless her little Enginerd heart. We were pretty thrilled when we found one of her signs. After our adventures in NE Portland, we went to my house and passed out on our patio in deck chairs until it started to get cold and we started to get cranky from food-fatigue. Once K left, I pulled on my ratty yoga pants and watched "Cruel Intentions". PERFECT SUNDAY!

22 February 2010

Things I Like #15

Ebelskivers (eh-bull-skeev-ers)


These are Nordic pancakes, traditionally served at Christmas, but delicious year-round. Apparently people in those icy northern countries don't eat them for breakfast like Americans do, but as a dessert. Weird. Obvi they are a breakfast food! Anyway, they're sometimes filled with jam or chocolate, and sometimes they are just dough balls that you dip in jam or chocolate or syrup or whatever pleases you, really. My uncle makes them every Christmas morning, and my cousins and I eat them like they're filled with crack instead of raspberry preserves. They're a pain to make because it's a bitch to flip them in their little griddles (although the below photo from Williams Sonoma shows an excellent technique with chopsticks that I will have to suggest to my uncle the next time I see him), and the first few batches usually burn or don't cook all the way, but damn, if they aren't totally worth it! Seriously, you can eat like 40 of these. One year we had a contest to see how many we could eat before feeling like we'd barf. One cousin made the unfortunate mistake of washing them down with sparkling cider, and the combination of several dozen jelly-filled ebelskivers with the sweetly carbonated beverage was disastrous. We got in trouble and were banished to the day-light basement until dinner.

14 February 2010

Things I Like #14

Love

To celebrate Valentine's Day, here is a list of my former romances

The Loves of Lara

Lance Bass

So he turned out to be gay, whatevs, he was super hot in the mind of 12 year old Lara. I don't regret a second of my obsession with Mr. Bass. None of those moments spent pondering his spikey hair or green eyes are considered wasted.

Bert from Mary Poppins

Fashionable, artistic, tells good jokes, British accent, dexterous, limber dancer, flirtatious, nice singing voice, dirty, grimey...what's not to like???

Paul Walker

I still think you're really, really, ridiculously pretty

Dad from The Parent Trap (aka Brian Keith)

So he's kind of old, but he also owned a kick-ass ranch house in California, and when I was 8 I wanted to marry him and spend my afternoons swimming in his pool with him and his twin daughters

Moon Doggie, love interest in Gidget (aka Bobby Darren)

Moon Doggie, I secretly loved you more than anyone else, even more than Leo and Lance, which is saying a lot

Leo

Let's just take a minute of silence to appreciate the beauty that was 1990s Leonardo DiCaprio
NEVER LET GO...of that awesome hairstyle that made 11 year old me totally enamored

Joey Harrington

Who is this?, you may ask. Very well, I will explain. He is currently an NFL player, but back in the day he played football for Portland's Central Catholic High School and U of O. You were forbidden fruit, because I was destined to attend CCHS's rival high school. One time, in 7th grade, I stood on the sidelines at PGE park during a high school play-off game, and you walked by and gave me a high five. I can still feel the sting of your hand slapping mine. It was magical.

Han Solo (aka Harrison Ford)

Was there any girl who did not fall in love with you when their Dad first made them watch Star Wars in like, 4th grade? My Dad thought I liked the Ewoks, but it was really you who I thought cutest of them all

Freddie Prinze Jr.

I still own a copy of She's All That on VHS. Your hair achieved spikey heights no other 1990s teen heartthrob could manage. I loved you so much I suffered through that stupid baseball movie you were in with weird-0 face Matthew Lillard, and the one in NYC where that blond chick thought you were a serial killer, and both Scooby Doos

Brian from BSB

You had a hole in your heart (ventricular septal defect), and I knew I could fill it with my love

21 November 2009

Things I Like #13

Art Blogs

The NYT has a great blog by artist Christoph Neimann called "Abstract City": http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/. He has very simple, funny, off-kilter creations made from every day objects one might find in a city, such as leaves.

Here are some of his creations from one of my favorite posts, titled "I Lego New York". Check out the full post; there are so many ingenious Lego-city-creations, and they range from the NYC-specific to the city-universal.

16 November 2009

Things I Like #12

New (Old) Friends

I've been trying to make more friends in P-town, because although I have some good ones here, there's always room for more, right?! This weekend my friend Kayla was in town for a goodbye party. Because everyone in Oregon knows each other, she's like BFFs with a girl I was friends(ish) with in high school. Much of the night was spent recalling who was a cokehead in our graduating class, who is failing at life, and which kids turned into huge(er) sluts when they hit college. She went to UofO, so she has much more access to fellow alumni, and therefore has lots more post-prep school gossip. Anyway, a large group of us took on Portland and explored NE Alberta St, which I like a lot, but don't spend much time on. Kind of 12th Ave meets 15th Ave vibe. Then we tried not to die in Chinatown. Then we got VooDoo donuts and several free drinks at this place called Valentine. Portland men are much friendlier than Seattle men, I have found. Or perhaps they were just more amorous because we were at a place called Valentine.

AND I got two Friendship phone numbers. Score! Friendship phone numbers, I have found, are almost more difficult to obtain than LoveInterest phone numbers. It's very awkward to ask for a Friendship number. The timing has to be just right, you don't want to seem too pushy, you can't use it right away, and you have to be kind of jokey about it--otherwise the Passive-Aggressive, Shy Northwesterner will become very anxious about why you've asked for their number. Does anyone else have this problem?

Anyway, new friends and new-old friends are fun, and a thing that I like. Keep 'em coming, all ye Friendship Gods!

23 October 2009

Things I Like #11

Scary (but kinda corny) Shit

Unemployment has made me a fan of Discovery Channel's A Haunting. If you've never seen it, and you've prolly not as it's on at 11am-3pm MTWTHF, it's a show that re-enacts TRUE HAUNTINGS. Usually they're American, but sometimes they jump the pond and do haunted british pubs and manor houses and Shakespearean theaters (bad accents abound).

Sometimes the re-enactments are so bad that you don't believe that the stories are real. Sometimes you REALLY believe the stories. Especially when they turn out to be NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AS TRUE, and validated by major motion picture companies producing the stories as full length feature films. Such is the case with,

A HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Haunting_in_Connecticut#Specials
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Haunting_in_Connecticut

Scary shit incidents:
house used to be a mortuary where the mortician conducted rituals with their dead bodies. fuck.

mom mops floor, mop water turns into blood.

cancer-fighting teenage son becomes possessed by the spirits of the dead people who were mutilated by the mortician.

family members don't believe him because they think he's hallucinating off his cancer drugs.

family members do believe him when they start to see a man in a pin striped suit lurking in their rooms. AGHHH. This part isn't shown in the legit movie, but according to wikipedia, is what happened in real life and is what is depicted in the Discovery Channel episode. So naturally this is the version I choose to believe.

other really gross stuff involving decaying flesh and voodoo.

Please watch these so you can freak the geek out with me when I recount the story to you on some night that I get too drunk. Because you know NoPants and I will get vodka-ed up and blerg on and on about episodes of A Haunting, and then you'll just feel awkward without your own A Haunting episode to describe. So really I'm posting these for your own sake and cultural adeptity (adeptness?).








































22 September 2009

Things I Like, Things I Dislike

Things I Like:
Saturday: cozy rainy-day breakfast with a friend, eating Ballet's Pad Thai, reuniting with Jessica (recently returned from Michigan) on Saturday night at Harvard Theater.

Sunday: beautiful weather, chillin with Glo and playing Mario Kart, lots of lovely friends over for wine, grapes, cheese, crackers, and smoked salmon, getting tipsy, learning how to play Mario Party.

Monday: not feeling hung-over, watching 3 episodes of Discovery Channel's "A Haunting" with the roommates, eating left over grapes, eating a delish dinner and watching Dirty Dancing with several fellow bloggers (NoPants, GarrettLives, GloJamz, ScenesFromAnItalianRestaurant) and others.

Tuesday: beautiful weather, watching Gossip Girl online, packing for NYC, eating Safeway's version of the Girl Scout's Samoa cookie.

Things I Dislike:
I have to move home to Portland on October 4th. NOT PLEASED about this at all. Blerg.

Thing I Like about Thing I Dislike: we're going to have a SICK send-off event. You fools best be leaving Friday, Oct. 2 open. Or else.

07 June 2009

Things I Like #9

La musica italiana.

I am mildly obsessed with Italian music. I stream Italian radio stations in the morning during my daily website checks. I watch Italian music videos on youtube. I memorize lyrics and hum them to myself. I work out to Italian electro-pop on my iPod. In short, it's love. Here are some of my favorite songs via youtube.


Jovanotti & Ben Harper, "Fango" (live at San Remo)



Antonello Venditti, "Indimenticabile" (super popular last year/summer)



Venditti, again, "Grazie Roma" (CLASSIC 80s cheese)



Luca Leoni, "Amore in Chat" (epico).



Gianni Togni "Giulia" (original version, not the remix)



Lunapop "50 Special" (Italy's 1990s boyband)



Simone Cristicchi, "Studentessa universitaria" (precioso)



Adriano Celentano "Ragazzo della via Gluck" (so damn catchy)

27 April 2009

Things I Like #8

Mix tapes (and websites about them)

I love getting music from people I like. It's oddly revealing about who they are and who they think you are. And, five years down the road, it gives you some awesomely bad music to be nostalgic to.

This website records peoples' long-lost mix tape loves: http://www.cassettefrommyex.com/. It has professional writers' entries as well as post secret-style mailed stories.

In homage to Cassette From My Ex, here are the tracks from a wonderful mix CD I once received:
  1. Penny Lane--Beatles
  2. ABC--Jackson 5
  3. That Summer--Garth Brooks
  4. Lola--The Kinks
  5. Cecilia--Simon & Garfunkle
  6. Me & Bobby McGee--Janis Joplin
  7. Under My Thumb--Rolling Stones
  8. Tupelo Honey-Van Morrison
  9. Hey Tonight--CCR
  10. Stand By Me--John Lennon version
  11. The Boys of Summer--Don Henley
  12. Good Vibrations--Beach Boys
  13. Colorblind--Counting Crows

I still listen to this CD when I drive around in the summer time.


19 April 2009

Things I Like #7

Prints

Specifically wall-paper and fabric prints. My parents abhor wall paper, probably because it was all the rage for decorating during their 1960s childhoods. My mother likes gaudy floral prints for furniture, but my father does not, and therefore we have one floral couch that looks like it should be from some English country house period film amidst a sea of stark modernist lines.

But I like prints: damask/medallion, floral, stripes, animals, plaid, paisley, toile...but it has to be tasteful. I mean, I don't want lime green elephants prancing up and down my walls, but I would like thumb-nail sized whales swimming on my navy-blue pedal pushers. There is a fine line, people!

Here are wall-paper and fabric prints that I like.
































Expect some of these to make an appearance in my future abode.

19 February 2009

Things I Like #6

Old YA Fiction




My mother was a "stay-at-home" mom until I was 18, as well as a history/lit. major whose parents made her read to her younger siblings as a child. Therefore, when I was growing up, I read new children's classics to myself while my mother read old children's classics to me. She read to me constantly, and I specifically remember sitting in the bathtub for like, an hour, while she read to me. Mostly she read books from her childhood, so I picked up a lot of 1960s cultural phenoms in my formative years. Here are the ones I remember most fondly. Some are not well known, some are totes obvi, but all are will be required reading for any potential future children I may raise.

The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin.
Outside of Roald Dahl (who I am not putting on this list, as all of his books are my favorites), this is my favorite children's book. Case in point: I have a bookcase built into my Portland-bed's headboard, and this is definitely in there, along with like, the "real literature" of Marquez. It has great word-play, an inventive plot, unique and memorable characters, and a mystery that is quite gripping for the under-11 set. Maybe it's the fond memories I have of reading it as a child with my mommy, but I still find it nice to skim through.

Time Cat by Lloyd Alexander.
It's about a cat whose nine lives are spread out over several centuries. He goes to ancient Egypt, he's present at the kidnapping of St. Patrick, he hangs with Leo Da Vinci...and then he takes his 1960s owner Jason back in time to re-visit all these places with him. A talking, time-travelling cat--how could I not love it?! I did a book report and made a diorama of this in 3rd grade, complete with sugar-cube pyramid.

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster.
Thank god they haven't ruined this book by making it into a movie (update: apparently the did. Fuck). Seriously, this book has the most wonderful puns, word play, and meta-literary techniques to ever reside inside the pages of a children's text. Plus, the illustrator is a bamf. Those simple pen and ink drawings of the 60's are my ideal book illustrations for any text.

The Egypt Game by Zilpha Keatley Snyder.
The author's name alone clues you in on how imaginative and atmospheric this book is. Confession: I was super-obsessed with ancient Egypt as a child and consumed every known children's book about it. This was one of them, although it centers on a bunch of kids in a 1970s SoCal apartment complex playing a make-believe game of ancient Egyptian gods...until one of the idol statues COMES TO LIFE! Also, cultural note, there are a lot of different ethnicities represented in the apartment house. I feel like it's one of the only 60s kids books to do so without having it be trite.

Gone-Away Lake by Elizabeth Enright.
Elizabeth Enright wrote a TON of kids books that take place on the East Coast in romantic little towns full of eccentrics. Siblings Portia (!!) and Foster visit their cousin Julian in this tiny village and find a dried-up lake resort with extravagent Victorian homes. However, some of its residents didn't get the memo that the lake dried up and are still living there as if it were the boom days. The kids are "adopted" by Aunt Minihaha Cheever and Uncle Pindar Payton--GOOD STUFF! Eventually the siblings convince their parents to buy a home there in the sequel "Return to Gone-Away". I wanted to find "forgotten" houses so bad that in the summers I'd wander around on my bike in our beach town, scoping out little alleways and rotting cabins. I never found a romantic, still-preserved house, but I'm sure I found tons of meth-houses.

The Wolves of Willoughby Chase by Joan Aiken.
Aiken wrote this in the 60s, but it reads like a Victorian children's novel in the vein of A Little Princess or The Secret Garden. You get a mysterious English manor, absent parents, an evil nanny, headstrong little girls, and frilly clothes. There's something about evil wolves chasing them (the book's part of a series, but I never read the others), and the girls have to leave the manor because of the evil nanny. They run around on the moors trying to escape the wolves and try to get the parents back from India so they'll expel the nanny from the property. It's pretty dark, and I can safey say it put the fear of God in me while still managing to entertain me to no end. I SO wanted to be one of those Victorian children who finds extreme adventure in moldy old houses while wearing petticoats and riding ponies.

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. L. Konigsburg.
I don't think I really need to explain. I think I got too carried away with myself when claiming "Westing Game" as my hands-down favorite, because "Basil E." is EPICALLY EPIC. If you haven't read this, you probably shouldn't apply to be on Team Lara. I'm considering naming a child Claudia after this book's bad-ass. The girls of 60s YA fiction were, on a whole, way way cooler than those of the 80s and 90s (excepting Hermione and Ginny, natch). This is definitely required reading for any friends, lovers, or future children. I think this is why I love museums and "The Royal Tenenbaums" so much. Seriously, "Tenenbaums" would be way weaker without the "Basil E." references and general Konigsburg-tone.

The Cricket in Times Square by George Selden.
From the same author-illustrator team who brought us that perennial 3rd grad favorite Mr. Popper's Penguins. I remember crying during a reading of Cricket, and I wanted a pet cricket so I could have it sleep in a cozy little match-box bed--such are the many memorable, darling details of Selden's MAGNUM OPUS!

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle.
I specifically remember being confused on how to pronounce her last name, and I can still say I have a little confusion: "Long-ell"? "Lang-ell" "Ling-ell"? So many options. That is not, however, what I most remember about this book. I'm pretty sure if you haven't read it you're not American. That's all there is to it. Classic. Plus, I always sympathized with Meg's messy hair. And Calvin O'Keefe sounded like a super hottie. I read the whole series. There are like, a MILLION of the freaking things, but none of them quite compare with this one. Literary connection: Ellen Raskin (see first entry) illustrated the edition that my mom has on our bookshelf.


Okay, obviously this list is not exhaustive of my literary consumption as a child since I didn't list any Victorian children's lit, contemporary lit. (Hellloooo "Number the Stars"), the Ramona series, or Roald Dahl. However, it's a pretty good representation of what has cumulated in my literary personality. After writing all these down, I realize that my mother picked out some killer girl characters for me to emulate, and moost of these were written by women. Way to be progressive, 1960s juvenile literature!

11 February 2009

Things I Like #5

Colin Meloy Covers

Why, might you ask? Portland, acoustic guitars, classic songs, that slightly nasal voice, and surprising adaptations. Although I have a soft spot for most of the original versions of these fine tunes, Mr. Meloy gives them a certain special something. When he performs them live, you often get witty comments such as, "This is a sad, modern campfire song. You'd put out the fire using tears with this one", in reference to his Morrissey cover. Favorites include:

Jonie Mitchell's "A Case of You". Filmed in Seattle!


Sam Cooke's "Cupid". Filmed in Portland!


Morrissey's "Everyday is Like Sunday".


Elliott Smith's "Clementine". Filmed in Portland!

I wish we were allowed to see the cellphone-waving that he describes half way through.

27 December 2008

Things I Like #4

Self-Referential Art

There are many self-referential works of art that I enjoy, including "Arrested Development", JK Rowling's Beedle the Bard, and Warhol's silk-screens. But this new find combines my love of Hipster Preps and 80s Rock Stars: Vampire Weekend and Peter Gabriel.

I loves me some Vampire Weekend, but I also am loyal to the 80s rock my parents raised me on. Thus, when I found out about a certain inter-mixing yesterday, I realized I had witnessed a Christmas miracle. That's right ladies and gentlemen, Peter Gabriel has finally covered the VW song in which he is so lovingly name-dropped: "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa". His version is charmingly ironic; instead of saying "But this feels so unnatural/Peter Gabriel too", he sings, "It feels so unnatural/to sing your own name". GENIUS!


17 December 2008

Things I Like #3

Riccardo Marzi collections



Riccardo Marzi is this sort of expensive/kitschy, faux-high art decorative dinner-ware from Tuscany. When I get married, this is going to be at the top of my gift-list. I saw his stuff in Italy (they have a baller outpost in Florence that lets you see how they--along with other local artisans--make all the stuff: http://www.maestridifabbrica.it/), but they also sell it at Mamma Ro/La Vita Vera, a FABULOUS Italian ceramics importer on Portland's NW 23rd: http://www.mammaro.us/store_locations.htm. Back to Riccardo Marzi. The charming English translation of the Italian website says that Signore Marzi was "grown among craftsmen" in the artistically fertile hillsides outside Florence, but basically he just tweaked the centuries long Tuscan ceramics tradition by "floating" natural objects in high-quality resin platters, bowls, picture frames, lamps, vases, napkin rings--you name it, Riccardo makes plastic molds of it.


Anyway, judging by the Italian website's layout and flowery language, it seems like Marzi might be the Thomas "painting with light" Kincaid of Italy, but whatevs, I loves me some resin platters! And so does the Museum of Modern Art: http://www.momastore.org/museum/moma/ProductDisplay_River%20Stones%20Bowl_10451_10001_24373_-1_11515_11518_null__6H101


If anyone is curious, here are my favorite pieces:

Summertime













Wild Flowers














My all-time favorite is the Wheat and Oranges. Please, someone who loves me, buy me this collection!





OMFGGGGGG, I want it!! Can't you just imagine hosting amazing dinner parties with all this stuff casually displayed on the table or hung on one of the dining room walls? Someday my dream will come true! Even better, perhaps I will marry into the family (he has a son named Andrea) and I will kill two of my dreams with one stone: marring an Italian man and owning a full set of Marzi decorative wear.

01 December 2008

Things I Like #2

Things I Like

There was a request for this entry of "Things I Like", so here it is:
Celebrity Children.

Why do I like the spawn of Hollywood hotties? First, they usually have two attractive stars as parents, which means they are DOUBLY adorable and will eventually be a SUPER hottie (unfortuntely, this is not always the case. Ahem, Rumer Willis). Second, at the age of three, they are wearing more expensive and fashionable clothing items than me. Third, they're hammy for the cameras, unlike their world-weary celebrity parents who no longer smile for the cameras when they're grocery shopping. Their children, however, always smile when a photog is snapping a picture of them with mommy and daddy after their Scientology session. Fourth, they're cute, they're sassy, and I don't have to actually interact with them. As many Team Lara fans know, I enjoy looking at small children, I enjoy small childrens' miniature clothing and shoes, I enjoy the concept of small children, but I rarely enjoy spending large quantities of time with small children. They yell, they get messy, they cry, they whine...In short, they are far too much like me. However, looking at pics of and reading articles about celebrity children satisfies my enjoyment of cute, quiet, polite, independent, well-dressed small children without facing the reality that children are never any of these things.

Here are my favorite celebrity children. This is based off of rigorous research from a scholarly journal called "Perez Hilton".
  • Cruz Beckham: he is the youngest son of David (may-jah hottie) and Victoria (member of the first favorite band) and he break-dances. Enough said.

  • Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: on principle, I don't want to fawn over Shiloh because I have serious reservations about her mother (she seems like a wonderful mother, but she once drank her husband's blood and made out with her brother--two facts that are hard to forget); but, one look at those eyes and those outfits and I am oohing and ahhing over her. She'll probably end up being a rock star. I also really like that she carries her baby doll around with her and that she seems like a laid back, California baby. When Shiloh grows up, I'd rather hang with her than Suri, I'll be honest.



  • Suri Cruise: mostly I am fascinated because she really should not exist. Who in a million years would imagine that Tom Cruise would get with sweet little Dawson's Creek girl and create a Scientology baby who wears Burberry? Anyone? Me neither, but he did and it's awesome. I love Suri because she seems perpetually pissed off, and it's hard to maintain that kind of attitude at the age of two. I like that she never wears pants, and that she enjoys stuffed animals. I covet her Burberry and Pucci jumpers. I appreciate that she's an only child. I like her stylish bob and her bangs. I like her painted nails.



  • Violet Affleck: OH MY GOD! She is hands down my favorite celebrity child. If I have children, I hope that mine is as cute and sweet and quiet-looking as this one. She is never not smiling in pictures, she wears cute, yet not outlandish (ahem, Suri) clothes, she plays on jungle gyms, she has curly blonde hair, she has dimples, I've never seen a picture of her crying or looking pissy, she has two major hotties as parents, and she is going to be a big sister. CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE (and so well-behaved)!




  • Cara, Maddy, Aaden, Collin, Joel, Hannah, Leah, and Alexis Gosselin: technically, these are not celebrity children because they are famous due to a reality show in which TLC captures what it is like to live in a family with two sets of multiples. But whatever, I am still hopelessly devoted to these little trouble makers (who really don't make as much trouble as eight kids could if they set their minds to it). I love them (with the exception of Maddy, but more on that later) because they wear cute clothes, they are incredibly photogenic, they mumble and have made-up words, they all have little personalities, they have one special characteristic that makes it easy for me to remember who is who, they seem to like each other, they don't appear to be hellions (again, excepting Maddy), and none of them has a tantrum without some merit--if I were one of eight, I would flip out from time to time, too. They are all adorable and I would be totally star-struck if I ever saw them in an airport flying to Hawaii or Florida or Colorado or any of the other million places TLC has sent them this season as a means of getting higher ratings.


I'm not going to lie, though, I do have favorites. I adore Alexis, Hannah, and Aaden. I would rather gouge my eyes out than spend time with Maddy, who seems to be a total attention whore at the age of 8. God help the Gosselin parents when she is 16. Cara, her twin sister, is pretty cute, too; sadly, Collin and Joel are pretty whiney and lacking personalities, and Leah just pales in comparison to Hannah ("Hannie") and Alexis. Reasons why I love Alexis: she's sassy, she doesn't sleep, she is a little bossy, she is cuddly, and she loves her stuffed alligator. Reasons why I love Hannah: she's the girliest, she won't let Kate cut her hair, she wears adorable clothes, she makes really cute facial expressions, and she's helpful around the house. Hannah is my over-all favorite and I want to adopt her. Jon and Kate have eight kids, I'm sure they wouldn't miss one! Spread the adorable love! Reasons why I love Aaden: he wears glasses.

Aaden:

Alexis:


Hannah (this is not the most flattering pic of Hannah; she must just not be photogenic, because she's by far the cutest on tv):


And that concludes my extensive research on celebrity children. I hope you've enjoyed the fruits of my labor. Look forward to the next Thing I Like post which will be about Emma, my Lynx Point Siamese kitten and the Team Manager of Team Lara

10 November 2008

Things I like

I've decided that, since all of you are rooting for Team Lara, you should know my likes and dislikes. Thus, "Things I Like", will be a regularly featured blog topic.

First Thing I Like:
Humerous greeting cards.


My mother notoriously does not send me mail. My roommate gets care packages galore, while I am lucky to receive a card on major holidays (with a crisp $5 that my mother tells me to spend on something holiday-related, like candy, as if trying to deter me from spending it on booze). However, when la madre e il padre DO decide to send me a card, it's usually quite fab, and almost always animal-related. Here is the card they sent me for Halloween.


Here is the outside:



Things I like so far: it's grammar-related, the two girls look like total hos, neither has clean hair, and they are in some sort of diner.


And the Inside:


Things I like: Blondie got skooled, their expressions don't change, and my mother's note that these girls are English majors. Thanks for pointing that out, Mom.


And that was the first edition of Things I Like. Later entries will most likely cover my cat, Carlo Rossi, celebrity children, and Sweet Valley High books. Stay tuned.